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Assassins


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  Assassins Review
Tookey's Rating
1 /10
 
Average Rating
2.60 /10
 
Starring
Sylvester Stallone , Antonio Banderas , Julianne Moore
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Directed by: Richard Donner
Written by: Larry and Andy Wachowsky

 
 
 
Released: 1995
   
Genre: ACTION
THRILLER
   
Origin: US
   
Colour: C
   
Length: 125
 
 


 
Two hit-men (Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas) have a deadly rivalry.
Reviewed by Chris Tookey

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Quite a few action movies insult the intelligence, but this one is so idiotic, incomprehensible and interminable that it is clearly based on the assumption that its audience has no intelligence to insult. As a couple of risibly unconvincing rival hit-men, Sylvester Stallone is so inert that he seems to have been replaced by his Madam Tussaud's replica, while Antonio Banderas is so hyper-active that a waxwork replacement would be vastly preferable. Awful - and, unlike Stallone's previous movie, The Specialist, not entertainingly awful.


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