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Megan Fox
Actress, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
The cherry on this cake of direness is the performance of Megan Fox, playing LaBoeuf’s sultry girlfriend - a performer so wooden she makes Jordan look like Liv Ullman. You’ll get better acting and superior entertainment at a monster truck rally.
(Peter Bradshaw, Guardian)
Human interest consists of LaBoeuf refereeing squabbles between jive-talking kitcars, and FHM-sponsored sex android Megan Fox attempting not to reveal her rue metallic colours through fake tan.
(Mike McCahill, Sunday Telegraph)
No one in this is any good, but the most woefully inept actor is Megan Fox, who wears the same wet-lipped, open-mouthed, vacant expression whether she is in mortal danger, expressing undying love for our hero, or hot-wiring a car. Mr Bay is especially fond of frontal shots of her running away from enormous explosions in a tight halter-top, while her breasts wobble from side to side in very slow motion.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
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