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An A to Z of the World's Deadliest Movie Reviews From Affleck
to Zeta Jones
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Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan is an exceptionally handsome man, but he always reminds me of the models in menís knitwear catalogues.
(Paul Hoggart)
Actor, Grey Owl (1999)
When dolled up in plaits, he looks like a matinee idol trying to impersonate Anne of Green Gables.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
Actor, Laws of Attraction (1994)
Seeing Brosnan and Moore trying to do romcom together here is like watching a couple of chimps square off for a game of chess. Brosnan has this alarming facial tic during which invisible electric goads appear to be jabbed into his jaw muscles, causing him to jut his lower teeth out. Thatís him smiling. Cary Grant, he ainít.
(Peter Bradshaw, Guardian)
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