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An A to Z of the World's Deadliest Movie Reviews From Affleck
to Zeta Jones
SELECT VICTIMS BY INITIAL LETTER OF SURNAME
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Leonardo DiCaprio
Actor, The Quick and the Dead (1995)
The smarmiest young actor in Hollywood, who could easily pass for Miss Stone's stand-in.
(John Simon, National Review)
Actor, Total Eclipse (1997)
16 year-old Arthur Rimbaud (Leonardo DiCaprio, looking like some over-cute runner-up for a role in The Monkees). Poets, don'tcha hate 'em? Maybe not - but by the end of this, you will.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
Actor, The Man In the Iron Mask (1998)
What beauty - long, lustrous black locks and eyelashes, a perfect heart-shaped face and sexy pouting lips. Unfortunately, we're not talking lovely leading lady Judith Goodreche but baby-faced, floundering DiCaprio who's dreadful twice.
(Alan Frank, Video Home Entertainment)
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