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Craig Fairbrass
Actor, Beyond Bedlam (1994)
Ex-bodybuilder Craig Fairbrass, unintentionally hilarious in his first big movie, Cliffhanger, once again speaks his lines with slightly less animation and spontaneity than the average speak-your-weight machine; he is to screen acting what Robert De Niro is to flower-arrangement.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
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