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An A to Z of the World's Deadliest Movie Reviews From Affleck
to Zeta Jones
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Carrie Fisher
Actress, The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Worst of all is Carrie Fisher, whose Leia is a cosmic Shirley Temple but without the slightest acting ability or vestige of prettiness. Though still very young, she looks, without recourse to special effects, at least fifty the fiIm's only true, albeit depressing, miracle. It turns out, as part of the movie's barbershop Freudianizing, that Darth Vader is really Luke's father; by the time we get to the next episode, Leia may easily be his mother.
(John Simon, National Review)
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