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Kirby Furlong
Actor, Mame (1974)
The kid was played by Kirby Furlong, and thereís a reason you havenít heard from him since. He isnít cute, he isnít funny, he maes no impression at all. Except when he sings. Then you notice how bad he is. Laboring through one solo, he actually looks as though he has got to go to the bathroom; you begin to hate his parents for pushing him into a showbiz career.
(Michael Sauter, The Worst Movies of All Time)
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