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An A to Z of the World's Deadliest Movie Reviews From Affleck
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Keith Allen
Actor, Beyond Bedlam (1994)
Keith Allen is remarkably unfrightening as the Hannibal Lecter figure: he is not helped by the fact that the hero looks at least six inches taller and five stone heavier than he. Poor little Keith hangs on gamely, but looks like a chihuahua trying to maul a Rottweiler.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
Actor, Ma Femme Est Une Actrice (2001)
Just as you think this film can't get any worse, Keith Allen strips off and shows us his singularly unappealing bottom.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
Actor, Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Anyone newly turned on to masochism by Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ might care to check out the extreme torture of having to watch director Kevin Allen’s brother, Keith, playing the world’s least convincing CIA agent.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
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