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An A to Z of the World's Deadliest Movie Reviews From Affleck
to Zeta Jones
SELECT VICTIMS BY INITIAL LETTER OF SURNAME
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Don Johnson
Actor, Guilty as Sin (1993)
A preposterous plot is made insufferable by Don Johnsonís inability to portray any emotion more threatening (or interesting) than galloping narcissism.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)
Actor, Born Yesterday (1993)
Don Johnson, with his perma-tan and dimply come-on, is like a gigolo impersonating a professor.
(Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly)
Johnson, sporting a George Hamilton tan, looks more like an Aspen ski bum than a Washington journalist.
(Brian D. Johnson, Maclean's)
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