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  Rapa-Nui (1994)
     
 
 



An epic tale of forbidden love on Easter Island.

Ever wondered who built those colossal, mysterious statues on Easter Island? This movie supplies the answer: a lot of bad Hollywood actors, stumbling through an asinine script… Produced by Kevin Costner, presumably in his sleep, and pretentiously directed by Kevin (Robin Hood Prince of Thieves) Reynolds, this is the kind of huge, crumbling cultural artefact that may make future civilizations wonder who on earth was boneheaded enough to make something so obviously, ostentatiously useless.
(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail)

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