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| Gigli (2003) |
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| Sexy and fun. |
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Gigli is precisely as awful as everyone's been saying, and it's a sad state of affairs when a 2+ hour parade of self-adoration can pass for an actual movie. |
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(Scott Weinberg, Efilmcritic.com) |
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Such an utter wreck of a movie you expect to see it lying on its side somewhere in rural Pennsylvania, with a small gang of engineers circling and a wisp of smoke rising from the caboose. |
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(Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger) |
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Hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship. |
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(A.O. Scott, New York Times) |
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There's virtually no story, no conflict, no tension and no suspense, just the endless droning of the worst dialogue written in recent memory. |
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(Bill Muller, Arizona Republic) |
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Gigli rhymes with ‘really.’ As in ‘really bad,’ or ‘really offensive,’ or ‘really wish I’d remembered my gun so I could just shoot myself now and end the misery.’ |
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(Laine Ewen, Premiere Magazine) |
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I went into Gigli certain that it couldn't be as bad as its reputation. It's worse. |
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(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail) |
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| College Road Trip (2008) |
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| An irresistible family film that will have all generations laughing ‘til they cry! Martin Lawrence and Raven Symond are a dream comedy team! |
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Eyes popping and mouths agape, Martin Lawrence and Raven-Symoné mug their way through College Road Trip as if it were a silent movie - which, come to think of it, would have been a lot less irritating. |
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(Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times) |
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The whole project is a cloying, artificial mess. The slapstick comedy doesn't bite, and the formulaic sentimentality doesn't grip. |
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(David Hiltbrand, Philadelphia Inquirer) |
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The tagline for College Road Trip is "You Can't Get There Fast Enough." But for those who sit through this humorless and massively predictable movie, a more apt phrase would be: "You Can't Get Out of There Fast Enough." |
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(Claudia Puig, USA Today) |
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Sentimental and chillingly brain-dead. |
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(Peter Bradshaw, Guardian) |
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A so-called “family movie” that would appeal to no family that I know. This is one of those churn-‘em-out Disney comedies in which every performer seems to be competing to give the most annoying performance in cinematic history. |
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| Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon (2011) |
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| Absolutely mind blowing! This is what going to the movies is all about! |
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A work of ineffable soullessness and persistent moral idiocy. |
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(Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune) |
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The picture isn’t just poorly written, with streams of cliché that one can only hope are intended as send-ups of wretched dialogue, but also badly shot and edited. |
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(Frank Swietek, One Guy’s Opinion) |
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A visually ugly film with an incoherent plot, wooden characters and inane dialog. It provided me with one of the more unpleasant experiences I've had at the movies. |
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(Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times) |
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One small step for action movies, one giant leap into the abyss of mindlessness. |
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(Joe Williams, St. Louis Post-Dispatch) |
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In which director Michael Bay perpetrates another junkyard fiasco that turns the volume up to 11 and the IQ to -1. |
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(Anthony Quinn, Independent) |
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The ethos is perfectly captured in a scene where Ms Huntington-Whiteley poses next to a classic car, and the camera explores her body while another character waxes lyrical about the curves of the chassis. It’s a hi-tech Benny Hill Show, minus the laughs. |
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(Chris Tookey, Daily Mail) |
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| Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) |
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| Angelina Jolie delivers! She was born to play Lara Croft! She's the ultimate superhero. |
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| Dragonfly (2002) |
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| Kevin Costner delivers a very passionate, heartfelt performance! It's one of his best! |
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| Crossroads (2002) |
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| Britney lights up the screen. A very confident and charismatic debut for Britney Spears. |
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| The Sum of All Fears (2002) |
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| Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman ignite the screen with perfect chemistry. |
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| Nim's Island (2008) |
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| Jodie Foster and Abigail Breslin shine in an adventure for the entire family! |
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| Sex and the City: The Movie (2008) |
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| Run – don’t walk – and bring a friend! Sex and the City is absolute perfection. |
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| Journey to the Center of the Earth 3d (2008) |
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| A fantasy come true for action-adventure fans! |
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| Duplicity (2009) |
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| Julia Roberts is at the top of her game. |
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| Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) |
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| Run, don’t walk! This epic has thrills, chills and plenty of romance. |
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| The Invention of Lying (2009) |
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| Funny, poignant and very clever. |
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| The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
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| More action. More romance. New Moon delivers a powerful and passionate punch. |
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| A Christmas Carol (2009) |
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| A spectacular mind-blowing achievement. Jim Carrey was born to play Scrooge...and is brilliant in several other parts as well. |
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| Leatherheads (2008) |
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| Smart! |
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| Old Dogs (2009) |
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| Seth Green is a comedy stand-out. |
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